so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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