it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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