i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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