She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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