Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
