Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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