I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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