you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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