I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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