My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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