What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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You made out with two different species that night
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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