Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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