that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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