There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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