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(+32): View more from Belgium

Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.

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(850): View more from Florida

There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here

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(573): View more from Missouri

This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.

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(256): View more from Alabama

So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.

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(907): View more from Alaska

She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.

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