I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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