I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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