I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just want nice things and good sex
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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