Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape

(617): View more from Massachusetts

wtf, did you fuck a retard?!

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

i always knew you were classy

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(304): View more from West Virginia

If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason

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(585): View more from New York

Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.

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(817): View more from Texas

She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis

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(301): View more from Maryland

I plan on blacking out and milking a cow

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(732): View more from New Jersey

If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will

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