There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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