i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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