Wow word travels fast.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit