at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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