nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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