if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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