I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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