what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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