They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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