Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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