so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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