Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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