so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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