There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
