I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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