These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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