You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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