Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
