Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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