your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
