So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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