Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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