At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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