from now on my penis is your penis
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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