You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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