I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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