worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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