I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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