no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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