After last night, I could never be a politician.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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