Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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