Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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