Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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