and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dick very happy bro
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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