I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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