she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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