and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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